We are all born with a gift.
For Da Vinci, it was painting. For Mozart, music. For my mother, it was being incredibly overbearing about my love life.
But me? I was blessed with the ability to roast.
To absolutely rip apart friends, celebrities, and especially TikTok tweens with a single (or several) well-placed burn.
And now, more than ever, that’s what the world needs.
Each week, we’ll roast a new target. For now, all you need to do is sign up so you don’t miss the first issue.
Oh, and if you think it’s funny, tell your friends, dads, and pediatricians.
Otherwise, sit back and enjoy (and holler with suggestions).
Yours In Roasting,
Bob